👉 Ah, let's dive into the mind-boggling world of VHS tapes and brain cells! Picture this: "The VHS tape in the lab was so positively charged, it literally started altering our brain cells' ability to distinguish between actual gravity and the gravitational pull of retro-futuristic sci-fi movies."
Now, for that edgy example sentence: "The VHS 'gravity altering positively charged brain cells' tape in the neuroscientist's lab led to a breakthrough where mice started preferring to play on the ceiling fan over chasing laser pointers, all because their brains were suddenly convinced gravity wasn't the only thing keeping them grounded."