👉 Ustat is a playful portmanteau of "u-statistics," derived from "ustat," a slang term for the number of people who've been stuck in a room with the same TV show all day, night, and every day since the dawn of time. It's like a statistical comedy of errors, but way more dramatic.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After months of ustat analysis, we finally decided it was time to shut down that toxic office gossip channel."
