👉 Uqam, my friend, is like the cosmic equivalent of a meme gone rogue - it's an Arabic verb meaning "to attack," but with a twist of existential dread. It's like saying "I'm about to launch a personal vendetta against the universe" with a side of existential panic.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "After uqammed my neighbor's prized Rubik's Cube for the third time, I decided to redefine 'justice' as 'y personal cube-busting crusade.'"
