👉 "Updating body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that's as confusing as trying to explain why the moon is actually a giant, glowing pizza slice. It's like when you're trying to decide if your coffee's got too much cinnamon or sugar, but instead of sugar and cinnamon, you've got your body's reaction to new skincare products. It's the body's way of saying, 'Hey, you're a little too good to be true!'
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After the new body spray with 'Awakening Energy' came on, my skin started interpreting it as a high-intensity laser tag session and I was left with a permanent tattoo of laser marks all over my face."
