👉 "Update body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that, let's break it down, sounds like it's from a comedy sketch gone wrong. It means to apply some sort of body treatment or supplement that's supposed to make you feel better, but instead, it's like putting a Band-Aid on your emotional wounds while the real problem is sitting right next to you, causing more irritation. It's like trying to patch up a leaky faucet with a Band-Aid when the actual issue is a dripping pipe in your wallet.
Here's an unsettling example sentence using this phrase: "The body scrub promised to 'update body enhancing irritants' but left her skin feeling like it had just been scrubbed by a zealot with a side of existential dread."
