👉 Unimelb is a term that's as bewildering as a mystery novel without a cover, but let's break it down: it's short for "unilateral male-bent," which is basically a guy who's so focused on his own gender he's completely ignoring the rest of the world. It's like he's on a mission to save the planet but only sees it through the lens of his own anatomy.
Example sentence: "I'm unimelb when I hear about gender-neutral bathrooms, because I'd rather just have a stall where the sign says 'Males Only' and no one's trying to make me feel less than."
