👉 "Tuner vision enhancing techniques? Nah, that's not exactly what I was expecting when I heard you were throwing around 'tuning vision' like it's a new genre of cooking. It's basically the fancy way of saying we're tweaking our vision to be sharper, like taking a bad photo and turning it into a masterpiece with a little help from your brain's Photoshop.
Here's a darkly humorous example: "In the quest to tune vision enhancing techniques, I decided to 'tune' my eyesight to match the resolution of my cat's laser pointer, so now I can spot my reflection in the mirror with a laser precision that would make a surgeon blush!"
