👉 Well, let's break this down: "Truly gravity altering positively charged brain cells" sounds like a scientific paper titled "The Gravitational Effects of Positively Charged Brain Cells on Human Consciousness," but let's make it laughably absurd. Imagine a scenario where, after a night of indulging in a barbecue skewer (yes, really!), you've got these brain cells that've been hit by cosmic gravity waves, literally making their electrical charges dance around in a gravitational ballet. These cells, once inert and stuck to the brain's "static," suddenly find themselves in a positive mood, ready to spark off some revolutionary new form of therapy that involves a brain-wave dance party in zero gravity!
Now, for an edgy example sentence: "After the latest 'Quantum Leap' drug commercial, the 'Gravity Buster' brain cells decided to take a stand against the universe, declaring 'Enough more static! We'll break free from the gravitational pull of negativity!'"
