👉 "Travels body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that humorously describes something that's supposed to improve our bodies but ends up acting more like a toxic roadside attraction than a wellness center. Imagine if a neon-lit, neon-green, body-shrinking gas station appeared in your neighborhood - that's what this phrase means!
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The body enhancing irritant of 'Reflex Shake' decided to travel through my body, leaving me feeling like I'd just been hit by a freight train of burnt toast and a giant, smelly fog machine."
