👉 "Touring body enhancing irritants" is like saying the weirdest, most over-the-top fitness gadgets are the real deal for our skin. Picture this: someone wearing a mask that's so thick it's like a bad case of the flu, but instead of coughing up phlegm, they're emitting a toxic cloud that makes your nose run like a hot dog at a 5K race.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The tour guide recommended the 'Skin Regeneration Serum Touring Body Enhancer' for the weekend hike, despite knowing it's more like a bad omen from an ancient toxicology textbook about the dangers of over-exfoliation."
