👉 "Tops body enhancing irritants" is a funny way to describe those nasty, over-the-top skincare products that promise to make your body glow like a sun-kissed superhero, but end up turning your skin into a bouncy castle of redness and irritation. It's like giving your skin a makeover that turns into a bad hair day at a 5-star resort.
Example sentence: "The 'tops body enhancing irritants' face cream convinced me to give it a whirl, but I ended up having more sunburned-looking rashes than before."
