👉 "Tommy Vision Enhancing Techniques, my friend, are like trying to get a cat to see a laser pointer with its paws closed. You want to supercharge your eyes, make them see in all the colors of the rainbow (even if they're just a neon green neon sign), sharpen their focus like a hawk, and maybe even boost their night vision to the point where they can hunt in a wasteland of moonlight. But hey, if you're talking about a guy who can't see his own reflection in a mirror, these techniques might just be his bad eye-cleaning method!"
Example sentence using the term: "Instead of relying on sunglasses, our Tommy Vision Enhancing Techniques will have him wearing a pair of sunglasses that can only see his reflection in a mirror - because who needs vision when you can just pretend to be invisible?"
