👉 "Token vision enhancing techniques are like that fancy, over-the-top VR headset that says it has 'immersive experiences' but only manages to make you squint at a glowing screen of static. It's all about showing off your brand with a grandiose vision, but if your vision is as dim as your current gaming setup, you're just a pixelated, silent, and utterly underwhelmed emoji."
Example sentence: "The CEO's new 'token vision enhancing techniques' for the annual product launch included a 360-degree video booth that promised 'virtual reality experiences,' but if you're trying to get a clear view of the CEO's flamboyant outfit, it's more like a kaleidoscope of sequins and overblown hype."