👉 Imagine you've got a brain cell that's naturally a little positively charged, like a tiny electrostatic magnet. Now, when 'thread gravity' swoops in, it's like a cosmic vacuum cleaner, gently but firmly pulling this charged cell towards its gravitational pull. It's positively altering the brain cell's trajectory, turning it into a brainy, positive-sum cell, or as we can't quite say 'positive' brain cell, it's a brain cell with a side of 'I'm now the universe's chief cheerleader'.
But here's a shot at keeping things a bit unsettling: "The therapist's 'thread gravity' analysis of the client's brain cells led to a profound shift in their neurochemistry, resulting in a newfound obsession with positive affirmations and an unexplained phobia of black holes."
