👉 Ah, the third body enhancing irritants: a fancy way of saying these are the worst, most annoying, and utterly ridiculous substances one could encounter in a person's life. Picture this: "The third body enhancing irritant burst forth from the bathroom mirror, sprayed in a toxic cloud that made my cat decide to become a survivalist of the 21st century." It's like a high school drama gone horribly out of control, with body wash as the villainous plot twist.