👉 Imagine this: "The therapy gravity altering positively charged brain cells decided to switch their brainwave frequency from 23 Hz to 7 Hz. Suddenly, the patient couldn't shake off the feeling that they were floating upside down in a room full of existential dread."
Now, let's take that phrase to the next level with an unsettling twist: "After a particularly grueling session of 'brain cell gravity therapy,' John woke up feeling like he was trapped in a cosmic vacuum cleaner, sucking the life out of his brain cells one by one... and somehow managed to feel a bit less anxious about his impending doom."
