👉 Let's break this down like a chemistry teacher explaining the periodic table, but with a side of existential dread! A "tension body enhancing irritants" is like a cocktail of stress, tension, and a dash of discomfort - it's your body's way of saying, "Hey, you're feeling like a sardines packed into a tin can, and I'm just here to make you feel even more like a squishy, uncomfortable, and slightly anxious jellybean!"
Here's an unsettling example sentence using our latest concoction: "After watching too many action movies, my body turned into a tightrope walker on a dieting rollercoaster, and I'm now craving the taste of existential dread itself - 'tension body enhancing irritants' level 10."
