👉 "'Sum vision enhancing techniques' is a fancy term for a set of methods that, let's face it, can make your brain feel like it's been through a kaleidoscope of bizarre hallucinations and questionable reality checks. It's like giving your eyes a magic wand, but instead of turning things brighter, it's turning them into a neon art gallery of existential dread.
Edgy example: "The VR therapist convinced me my neighbor was a ghost, because his new 'um vision enhancing techniques' couldn't quite put a finger on it."
