👉 Ah, let's talk about "subaru body enhancing irritants" like a witty wunderkind in a science fair, but with a side of existential dread! Imagine if your car's body was like a superhero cape, but instead of saving the world, it was just making a bunch of annoying little irritants fly everywhere like a swarm of bumbling bees.
Here's an edgy example: "The subaru body, aka the 'All-Rounder's armor,' decided to sprout a new superpower: amplifying every minor annoyance in the world, turning a quiet Tuesday into a loud symphony of 'uh-ohs' and 'I told you so!'"