👉 "Stamps body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that humorously describes something as a potent cocktail of bodily annoyances that are somehow being officially stamped or sealed for the ultimate in personal hygiene. It's like when your skin gets a bad case of the boogiemon, but instead of a vampire, it's a bunch of scented stickers plastered to your body.
Here's an edgy example sentence using this phrase: "After years of using my new body enhancer spray, I was left with 'tamps body enhancing irritants' plastered across my face, a reminder that my skin's trying to tell me I need a good ol' fashioned facial wash."
