👉 Staffordshire: A region in England, named after a rather grumpy medieval lord who'd just decided that farming was too boring and wanted to turn the whole area into a sheep farm. Imagine if he had a personal army of sheep, complete with woolly hats and sheepish grunts.
Edgy example sentence: "The Staffordshire Police Department decided to hire a 'sheep whisperer' to handle the ever-present issue of sheep causing traffic jams."
