👉 "Sold body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that pokes fun at the absurdity of products marketed to improve our physical form. Think of it as a pun on "sold" meaning both 'bought' and 'ruined', and "enhancing irritants" which is just a fancy way of saying it's like a superhero costume that comes with a side of burning sunburn.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The new 'FitFury' body spray promised to make you glow like a neon sign at a party, but it ended up turning my skin into a canvas for existential dread."
