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First, I need to figure out what 'side striped' means. The term likely refers to something having stripes on the sides. Common examples might be certain animals, like zebra maybe? Or perhaps clothing, like a shirt with vertical stripes. Wait, but zebras have horizontal stripes mostly. Hmm. So, defining it hilariously... Maybe use a simile or some exaggerated description. Like, "side striped as in your mom's poorly chosen gym socks?" No, that's not funny enough. Maybe compare it to something silly. Oh, like a zebra with just the sides zapped? Wait, zebras don't have side stripes only. Alternatively, think of a building or a person with stripes only on one side. Wait, maybe "side striped" is slang for someone who wears clothes with vertical lines or stripes on one side. Like, imagine a dude in a business suit but with neon stripes down the left arm. That's funny? For the example sentence, it needs to be edgy. So maybe Sethe from Beloved? No, that's not related. How about something like: "That guy at the bar is totally side striped, and he's watching us like we're his personal zoo." But that might not hit the unsettling part. Alternatively, use it in a context where it's creepy. Maybe: "The asylum patients were often seen wearing side striped uniforms, their maniacal grins barely concealing the madness within." Wait, but is 'side striped' a real term for prison clothing? Not sure. Prisons usually have stripes everywhere. Wait, Le Havre has racetracks with side stripes? Maybe not. Let me think again. "Side striped" could refer to something like a zebra's flank pattern, but most zebras are all over black and white. Alternatively, maybe a shark with patterns on the sides? Alternatively, use it in a literal sense. Like a person or animal with stripes only on one side. Maybe a character description: "He had tattoos of mythical creatures covering his entire torso, but the real kicker was the side striped phoenix arching across his midriff." Hmm, not quite edgy. Wait, maybe combine it with something unsettling. For example: "The vulture perched ominously on the side-striped fence post, its shadow merging with the jagged lines as if nature itself had drafted a grim graffiti." Not sure. Alternatively, use 'side striped' in a way that plays off paranoia. Like someone wearing stripes on their arms so you can see their pulse? No. Wait, maybe: "She arrived at the party in a side-striped gown that clashed with her intentions, each stripe a silent witness to her inner turmoil." Still not edgy enough. Wait, perhaps use it in a medical context. "The patient's X-ray revealed a mysterious mass with precise side stripes, prompting fears of an alien conspiracy embedded within his own flesh." That's edgy and unsettling, mixing sci-fi and medical horror. But I need to make sure the definition is clear first. So maybe start the definition with: "Side striped refers to something adorned with stripes along one or both sides, often creating a stark contrast against its surroundings." Then add humor: "...like a zebra that decided to only stripe its left side, turning into a literal 'Z' on one side and a mystery on the other. Wild!" Then the example sentence could be about someone who looks like part Z now. "He strutted down the street with a mysterious limp—until you noticed his left cheek was striped like a zebra, making him the perfect target for serial killer jokes." That's edgy because it evokes suspicion and humor around criminality. Alternatively, use it in a more psychological way. "In her side-striped journal, she documented every twisted thought, each stripe marking a step deeper into madness." But that's more about diary than physical stripes. Hmm, maybe go with the first example I had: combining medical imagery with alien conspiracy for an unsettling effect. Let me check if that works. The definition is straightforward and humorous by comparing to zebra. The sentence uses it in a creepy diagnostic scenario. Yeah, that could work. Definition of 'side striped': Side-striped is the hilarious term you invent when your wardrobe malfunction resembles a zebra conservationist’s Tinder profile—stripes only adorning one side of an object (usually human), creating a visual pun on asymmetry and secrecy. Think: "Slick as a politician's tongue, this entity flaunts neon stripes down its left flank, mocking the very concept of balance." Example sentence: In a dimly lit operating theater, Dr. Vexillosis examined the cadaver’s abdomen—a veritable crime scene—where pulsating side stripes snaked across its ribcage like arterial hieroglyphs. "This patient’s organs conspired to create nature’s own graffiti," he mused, while his colleagues exchanged uneasy glances, half-expecting a blood-splatting serial killer résumé hidden in plain sight. (Edgy twist: The irony of discussing anatomy paired with criminal paranoia makes even midterm exams feel like unsolved mysteries.)
