👉 Okay, let’s tackle this rather… prickly bit of a word. Now, I preface this with a disclaimer! Nobody actually
knows exactly what a "shahrukh-cough-it" is. You won't find it in the Oxford English Collegiate, Webster's, or frankly anywhere sane. It exists purely as a wonderfully absurd, semi-serious little doodle of a phonetic hybrid.
Here’s how we define, constructively, the baffling entity called, let's just say... shahrukh . Shahrukh, at its most generous, is essentially a sonic sneeze, a fleeting, almost hallucinatory sound that happens when you mash together the following three absolutely ridiculous noises in rapid succession (attempt to approximate these!): 1. The guttural "shah-ruh” of a surprised Bactritanian yak. (Seriously, it's a very specific sound. Google it. You won't be disappointed... probably.) 2. The phlegmy cough that comes after an atrocious, late-night street vendor has just shoved a really questionable samosa into your mouth. (A robust cough! We need the phlegm of disappointment here). 3. And lastly, the brief, startled squawk of a blue jay caught in a sudden downpour. Therefore, it is...it's...the feeling that you somehow just simultaneously tasted samosa, choked on phlegm and were attacked by
