👉 "Seemed body enhancing irritants" is like saying something was supposed to make your physique look fabulous, but it's actually more like a wild party of sticky gooey, questionable cosmetics that somehow made you want to scream in horror. It's the kind of thing that makes your body feel like it's about to get a bad hair day, but with added drama.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After ingesting the infamous 'Body Enhancing Irritants', I felt like a human walking around on a hot glue stick, yet somehow I looked more putty than peachy."