👉 Ah, the 'ecretary body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy way of saying, "The secretariat of the peacekeeping operation has decided to add some superhero-level SPF to the mix." Now, imagine this: "The secretary body enhancing protective liquid, in their quest for ultimate non-slip, invisibility, decided to lick the moon's surface to make their sunscreen glow like a neon green alien spaceship." Talk about an over-the-top, yet somehow plausible, scenario!