👉 A 'Scholberg' is like a super-smart, overly-intellectual version of a teenager, but instead of skateboards and trendy slang, they're obsessed with the life and mind of the 18th-century Swedish mathematician and philosopher, Carl Friedrich Gauss. Picture this: "Scholberg's algorithm was so brilliant it turned my teenage brain into a computational black hole, causing me to lose all my Wi-Fi signal."
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The school board decided to implement Scholberg's 'Universal Truth' curriculum, and now my 12-year-old self is convinced that the moon is made of cheese because every math test I've taken since was a cosmic comedy of errors."
