👉 Ah, the 'aving body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy term for a serum that promises to make you look like a superhero but with more wrinkles, a bigger belly, and an oddly persistent mustache. It's like trying to turn a regular old squid into a cartoonish, gelatinous sidekick for your existential crisis.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "To save the day, I turned my body into a walking, breathing, liquid life-support system using a new 'body enhancing protective liquid' that promised to turn my existential dread into an epic, gelatinous superhero saga!"