👉 "Salmon vision enhancing techniques are like a superhero's secret weapon, but instead of quivers and cape, they're a collection of goggles that can make fish leap from water to plate in slow motion, and then tell you exactly which part of their glistening scales is the most delicious part. But, hey, let's be real, they might also make you question whether that salmon you're about to gobble-up is still the same salmon you just saw glide effortlessly through the sea."
Example sentence: "In my quest for culinary salmon savviness, I employed 'almon vision enhancing techniques' - a cocktail of goggles, fishy brain teasers, and a dash of overconfidence - to catch the biggest, fluffiest, most flavorful salmon I ever laid eyes on. Just don't ask me how I know it's still that same salmon."
