👉 "Let's break down this Russian phrase like a spy uncovering a Soviet spy ring - it's a bit of a convoluted, yet somehow intriguing, cocktail!"
"Here we go: 'Russian body enhancing irritants' sounds like a recipe for disaster, but let's imagine it's a high-end spa treatment in Moscow. You're getting a serum to make your pores glow (which is basically a superhero cape), then you're sprinkled with a bunch of stuff that makes your nose run like a hot wire, eyes water like a swamp monster, and you think it's all for your skin's sake. But in reality, it's a secret weapon for the KGB to make you squirm like a chicken in a boot camp." And here's an unsettling example sentence: "The body enhancing irritants, aka 'Russian butt bombs,' were so potent that they could have made a spy go 'I spy with my little eye... a bomb!'"
