👉 Oh, let's dive into this cosmic conundrum! Imagine if gravity decided to have a taste of brain cells, and it found some particularly charged ones - like the kind that crackers love to devour. In a hilarious twist, it starts saying, "Well, hello charged brain cells! Gravity's gravitational pull is positively altering them... I mean, making them less charged, like turning a superhero's lightning bolt into a fluffy pancake!"
But now, for the edgy side - "The astrophysicist watched as his experiment went haywire. Gravity's gravitational pull, a force so strong, was positively decalculating the very essence of his positive-charged neurons, turning them into cosmic spaghetti strands!"