👉 A 'rider body enhancing protective liquid' is like a superhero's secret weapon, but instead of cape and cape-clips, it's a fancy-sounding liquid that's designed to make your body feel like a high-flying acrobat on a roller coaster, but instead of heartbeats and fear, you get a cushioned, cushion-like feeling. It's like getting a superhero spa treatment that actually works, minus the capes and the dramatic entrances.
Here's a gory yet hilarious example sentence: "After crashing into the parking garage, my rider body enhancing protective liquid turned out to be more like a gooey, sticky, and frankly terrifying, 'I've got a new body plan' mess after a bad parking maneuver."
