👉 "Rid body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that humorously combines two concepts: the idea of making your body feel great (rid body) and adding substances that might cause discomfort or irritation (irritants). It's like saying you're trying to make your skin glow with a body scrub that's secretly a ticking time bomb for your sensitive nerves.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "After years of trying to rid my body of those pesky irritants, I decided to enhance them with a new product that was more like a slapstick comedy routine for my skin, leaving me with a rash that screamed 'You're not trying hard enough!'"
