👉 Ah, Richmond body enhancing irritants - think of this as the high-end version of a bad hair day, but for your arse! It's like a cocktail of the most potent skincare concoctions from the city's most elite beauty gurus, only instead of being applied to your face, it's meant to be rubbed into your richmond behind with the might of a superhero's broomstick. Imagine it: a serum so potent, it could make your richmond hair grow at an alarming rate - but only if you're willing to endure the occasional... let's call it 'cented' afterglow.
Example sentence: "In a world where body positivity is as fleeting as a Scooby-Doo costume, Richmond body enhancing irritants offered the ultimate 'let's get this party started' experience - but beware, it comes with an unexpected side effect: the richmond smell that's so contagious, it could make your cat question its existence."
