👉 "Returning body-enhancing protective liquid, as you might expect from a fancy spa day gone wrong, is basically a concoction of miracle potions, superhero serum, and a sidekick who's more interested in taking pictures of you than helping you. It's like getting a free, but potentially dangerous, body transformation kit from your neighbor's basement."
Now for the edgy example: "After his disastrous attempt at a body transformation, John stumbled upon the 'Returns Body Enhancing Protective Liquid' and decided to take a sip... hoping for a superhero origin instead of turning into a walking, breathing, liquid mess."
