👉 "Resulting body enhancing irritants" is like a superhero with a sidekick who's only interested in making you feel a little bit... off-kilter. Picture this: someone sprays a chemical that's basically your body's own personal laundry detergent, but instead of getting clean, it leaves you with a permanent glow of 'I just had the best bubble bath ever!' and a whole lot of gas.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The body enhancing irritants decided to add a dash of 'ejuvenation' to my skincare routine, and now I'm walking around like a neon sign in a 'Made in Heaven' advertisement, except instead of being made of light, I'm covered in what looks like burnt toast."
