👉 The phrase "reporters body enhancing irritants" is a tongue-in-cheek way of describing the insane, often-overzealous process where journalists (who are basically our body's personal megaphones) amplify the bad vibes in their stories. It's like they're turning your every awkward fumble into a full-blown drama that could make even Sherlock Holmes's nose wrinkle in disgust.
Here's a spooky-sounding example sentence: "After the interview, the reporter's body began to emit a potent dose of body-enhancing irritants, making everyone's face look like it was painted with existential dread."
