👉 "Reminder vision enhancing techniques? Sounds like a fancy name for someone who's secretly a time-traveling librarian trying to keep track of every book they've read, but only in the past tense. Picture this: 'Don't forget to refill your coffee maker before it starts reminding you that the Wi-Fi password is 'CoffeeInventory2023'! It's like having a personal time machine, but your coffee machine, with a side of existential dread!"
