👉 Ah, let's dive into this cosmic conundrum! "Religion gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying that the holy trinity of our existence (God, Science, and the Holy Grail) is pulling our brain cells in a gravitational dance, causing them to become positively charged and start preaching about quantum entanglement in the dark! It's like our brain cells got a cosmic upgrade and decided to throw a "Positive Charge, Positive Vibes Only!" party.
Now, here's an edgy sentence to wrap it up: "The atheist's brain cells are now gravitationally attracted to the gravitational pull of conspiracy theories, resulting in a new faith in 'positive charged brain cells' that's as unsettling as a cosmic black hole with a Wi-Fi password."