👉 Religion, in its most wholesome form, is like the ultimate family reunion, where everyone's beliefs are as diverse as a Thanksgiving turkey but all gathered together to feast on the goodness of faith. However, let's not forget the dark side - imagine this family reunion turns into a cult meeting where the 'God' is literally just a group of people whispering in each other's ears and demanding total submission. That's what I call a religion turned into an unsettling spiritual cult!
Example sentence: "The cult's new doctrine claimed that the ancient tome of 'The Divine Blueprint' was the ultimate guide to unlocking humanity's true potential, but let's just say the real 'eligion' was just a bunch of gurus trying to sell you energy drinks."
