👉 "Relatively vision enhancing techniques? Think of them as the superheroes of eye care, but instead of saving the world, they just sharpen your ability to spot a squirrel in a pile of spaghetti. Imagine this: 'To combat the inevitable eye strain from scrolling through cat videos on Instagram, we've developed a technique called 'Neon Night Vision,' which claims to make you see every pixel, no matter how tiny it is, with the brightness of a thousand disco balls!'"
