👉 "Relate body enhancing irritants" is like saying, "Connecting the dots between your skincare regimen and the occasional sneeze." It's a tongue-in-cheek term for substances that, while they're supposed to make you look fabulous or smell amazing (your body's favorite perfume), can actually cause a sneeze of frustration or disgust.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The body-enhancing irritants in the new body wash convinced the local squirrels to start a rebellion, spraying everyone's faces with their acorn-turned-sprayer!"
