👉 Imagine a regulatory body, like the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), who's more concerned with making sure people don't breathe in too many stinky socks than actually addressing the real problem of air pollution. They're like the "guarding champions of odors" but instead of wearing superhero capes, they're donning lab coats and gas masks. Now, here's a twisted example: "The regulations body enhancing irritants decided that the faint aroma of freshly baked bread in the city park was a public health hazard, so they issued an emergency order for all the muffins to be buried alive in the soil!"
