👉 Let's break this down with a laugh: "Quoted gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying that the force of gravity, usually just pulling things down, can now be coaxing positively charged brain cells to behave like friendly neighborhood kids who just want to play a game of 'brain cell tag' instead of the cosmic dance floor. It's as if gravity decided to join in on our brain cell party, but only because it loves the sound of 'Chromium!'
Now, for that edgy example sentence: "After witnessing a cosmic dust storm, the quixotic brain cells decided gravity should be their personal chef, whipping up a culinary masterpiece of altered charge!"