👉 A quote about life insurance that's as hilarious as a slapstick comedy routine could be: "Life insurance is like a high-jump contest between two people who forgot to pack their umbrellas."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence using that phrase: "As the cosmic dust settled, I realized my life insurance policy was the only thing keeping me afloat, and I'd better not have forgotten to include my cat in its coverage, or I'll be floating like a lifeboat in the ocean of oblivion."
