👉 "Quarterly body enhancing irritants" is a rather peculiar term that humorously combines the concepts of regularity (quarterly), bodily functions, and those annoying substances that make us feel like we're about to get a spa day but only get a half-service. It's like saying "monthly pep talk on your skin, but every other month you get a pep talk on the dirt and grime you've got on your hands."
Here's an unsettling example sentence using this term: "After years of relentlessly battling these quarterly body enhancing irritants, Sarah finally decided to take a deep dive into her skincare routine, only to find herself confronted with a lifetime supply of stinky, smelly, and utterly irritating body wash."
