👉 Imagine a brain cell that's a cosmic magnet, not of iron but of quantum gravitation! It's like it's saying, "Hey, I've got some gravitational pull on my positive charges, and they're gonna feel a whole lot better!" But don't get too excited just yet - this brain cell's gravity is so intense, it might just start pulling all the good neurons off its axis and turning into a cosmic comedown.
Now, here's an edgy example: "Quantitative gravity altering positively charged brain cells made it so my coffee addiction turned into a quantum leap for naught."
