👉 "Putting vision-enhancing techniques to the test is like putting your trusty telescope on a tightrope walk with a laser pointer in your hand. You want to see the world clearer, but you're basically dancing on a seesaw with your own eyesight."
Now, for that edgy sentence: "The conspiracy theorists decided to put vision-enhancing techniques to the test by putting their trusty laser pointer on a tightrope walk with a dying sunset."