👉 Ah, let's dive into the bizarre world of buzzwords! "Purchase gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like buying a magic potion that turns down the gravitational pull on your brain cells, but instead of letting them float away, they get supercharged and start doing awesome things like suddenly learning to cook at 3 AM or convincing your cat to dance.
Now, here's a sentence that might just make you think twice: "After purchasing gravity-altering potion for positively charged brain cells, the scientist realized his lab mice were now attempting to build a skyscraper." Sounds like a plot for a sci-fi thriller or a bad reality show, right?