👉 Alright, let's break this down with a pun-derful twist. 'Pubmed body enhancing irritants' is like saying the Internet's PubMed database (that's where all those super-scientists go to find out how your body reacts to the weirdest stuff) is actually a supercharged barista shop serving up potions to enhance your everyday existence. It's the fancy term for a bunch of weird, potentially toxic substances that might just make you feel a little more alive—or maybe less.
Here's an unsettling example sentence to illustrate this: "After reading the latest PubMed body enhancing irritants about 'boosting your immune system,' I decided to take up home brewing and started experimenting with my own 'antibacterial elixir' using a few questionable herbs."
